Mental motion pictures

I’ll literally cancel plans just to stay at home and do nothing

Listen I know the whole tide pod thing was stupid and bad but I really, really need to share something with you all

What is it, thot

It’s true

It’s true

It’s true

Christ’ sake this is hypnotic 

Christ’ sake this is iconic

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

date a girl who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

i shoved a monet painting up my ass

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

YES

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

this is what plays whenever I take a shit

The PlayStation is my favorite game console of all time, and this is one of the reasons.