Lame today, cool tomorrow

I NEVER KNEW THAT

Always always reblogging this if I see it on my dashboard

there’s what everyone is always thinking and then there’s shane madej who gives zero actual fucks and will just say it to say shit

TBH I’m just glad he lives in a trans friendly society in which the only reason people thought he was odd was because he wanted to be a dentist.

Doug Jones is to Guillermo Del Toro as Helena Bonham Carter is to Tim Burton

tbh i am personally gonna manifest in the home of everyone who reblogged this and dish out some beatings

Beatings won’t hurt nearly as much as it hurts to be away from the boys

If I’m away from the boys, just beat me to death.

Oh my GOD

Honestly if you want to know why Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham City Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and they ordered a cake from “Crazy Clown Catering.” Honestly, guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham City Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point

I was at a gay pride parade, at a merchandise booth and I saw a small plastic toy campfire surrounded by a lollipop pyramid. It had a green cardboard and clear plastic wrapping. There were different pictures of people squatting and yelling on it. I thought it was a really weird snack, but then I imagined people shoving it up there butts (idk why, it just came to me). So then I yelled to my friend across the hall at school that, “I think it’s a sex toy!”

see now this Ash I can believe is a 10 year old

i had a really fucked up dream omg

p&f related?

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

buford?

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.