I'm Not Okay

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

I am literally begging, BEGGING modern media to portray healthy relationships. enough cheating. enough infidelity. enough disrespect. show me people who love each other, proper communication, and a strong mental as well as physical connection. I want plots about people who are madly in love with each other and STAY madly in love with each other. please. I am losing my mind.

really wish nothing bad would happen to children ever 

These goddamn "heartfelt" stay at home commercials from big brands that act like it's been years genuinely make my skin crawl.

Upon 2 seconds of reflection I have come to understand that feeling is bloodlust.

simply hearing the line “in these uncertain times” awakens a deep and intense desire to go completely feral

2am thought: A tarot deck made up of Gary Larson cartoons

When I was younger my grandpa brought me a bunch of his old books, they were all far side books. I read them over and over and over. Every time I see one of these comics I think of my grandpa

ladies we need to start frantically and obsessively reading books in less than 24 hours again..remember how happy we were

went way over my cal limit today and expecting to gain 27395919194902 lbs tmr what’s new 🥳🥳

why don’t you plant some lavender and when it blooms you can squeeze a leaf or two between your fingers and the smell will calm you down. how about you do that. bitch

good idea

thank you. i have a lot of other good ideas as well

such as?

have gay sex

Great advice

There was a Barbie movie where Barbie left her stupid boyfriend by jumping off the veranda of his beach house into the ocean and just swimming away. She started a business with her female friend and in the end, they got married. For whatever reason, they didn’t kiss during the ceremony, but instead they both did sick dance moves right in front of the priest.