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They focused on the powerful, the mighty, the influential, not on those that many would consider weak. A bookworm, a gardener, two trouble makers - all of them hobbits, small and weak and pudgy creatures used to comfort and not known for their fighting skills. Ents -  gentle race that was decimated by half, slow to act, slow to move, hard to anger. And a woman who was looked at with patronizing eye, like she was playing dress up. They were arrogant in thinking that the only way they could perish was under a hand of someone as mighty as them, but they underestimated the strength of all the small people who fought for their freedom. 

This is actually done for legal reasons. If Chad was excluded from the will entirely, he could make the case that he was supposed to be included but was forgotten, and get a big chunk of the estate. By explicitly giving him $1, it shows he wasn’t forgotten so he doesnt have a case.

Postmortem justice at its finest.

Hence the expression “cut off with a shilling”, for anyone who, like me, was always puzzled by it in old novels

whenever a kid in school asked me to spell icup i would just keep spelling it e-y-e-c-u-p until they got annoyed and i asked “well how are you supposed to spell it” and then they would spell it out and fucking own themselves and never recover and have to change schools, every time, self-esteem obliterated for life

being a wiki admin is the modern age’s equivalent of being a monk

the most historically accurate monk joke

This is very good.

This is meddling with forces we have yet to fully comprehend.

It’s wax.

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

oh you sweet summer child 

Chemistry what the fuck

R I S E

Directors: doing it right.

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

So I just retweeted this today and won $20 off a scratch off and made $30 on top of that, hallelujah 

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

god leonardo dicaprio was such a huge meme for years for never winning an oscar and the instant he did in february 2016 all mention of him literally Vanished. aside from this very post i’m typing right now i don’t believe i’ve seen his name on tumblr in over two years.