I love when Harry's hair is past his ears and everywhere so it ends up looking a bit like a fluffy black halo. He's so babygirl with his messy street rat hair that grows with a vengeance whenever Aunt Petunia cuts it.

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I love when Harry's hair is past his ears and everywhere so it ends up looking a bit like a fluffy black halo. He's so babygirl with his messy street rat hair that grows with a vengeance whenever Aunt Petunia cuts it.

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Why I am up at 1:35 AM contemplating the logistics of being an ashwinder egg farmer in Harry Potter's Wizarding Britain. Nobody asked me to do this. I didn't ask me to do this. I don't think it would be that hard, although I do think you'd probably need a license to farm them bc. Exploding fire. The ashwinder entry in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them by Newt Scamander did not go into it in enough detail but considering the eggs are a highly versatile ingredient AND they are created by human activity there gotta be systems for farming them for apothecaries right. Am I crazy.
I mean this is by no means an original thought but it would be really funny if a chunk of Voldemort's motivation for developing a method to fly unsupported was because he never figured out how to get a broom to actually cooperate with him
He called a broom a "bundle of twigs" in a fanfic so I'm cackling about this again. Listen he's not salty about his failure ok guys his lack of grace is the BROOM'S fault.
If life gives you lemons, put roosters in the Chamber of Secrets
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Why is 70 year old man Tom Riddle getting to me. Why is geriatric looking ass wrinkly old Tom Riddle getting to me. Oh god, why is actually allowed a senior discount Tom Riddle getting to me.

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Reading Tomarry Fanfic makes me feel a certain way đ
â¨homicidalâ¨
Both wolves want to give Harry a kiss on the head
Get your ass kicked by a one year old baby: ok yeah whatever there's no way it wasn't a fluke
Have your months long plans entirely dashed and soundly beaten by a singular eleven year old: ouchie owie that's gotta hit you right in the ego
Something that just struck me hard - in part thanks to a very clever fic I just read - is that Harry just being adopted by someone who loves him straight from the Dursleys is neigh impossible with their cooperation, and I can't believe this hasn't been more obvious to me before.
Like, look at their behavior in the books!! One would think that they'd be desperate to get him out of the house, just based on how much they hate him and associating with magic, but that is very much not the case!! Like with them trying to send him to Stonewall High instead of Hogwarts, sure that could be them trying to prevent one more wizard from being in the world by preventing said wizard from getting a magical education, but after that?? The cats outta the bag guys he's a wizard! So why tf are they constantly resisting his attempts to leave?
Like, book two, they lock him in his room with the words 'you are never going to that school again', which is already crazy but ok maybe the same principle even though it technically gets him out of their hair for ten months of the year, but then - and here's the kicker - when the Weasleys come to grab him they try to stop the attempt and go so far as try to physically prevent him from leaving!! Like him being somewhere else for the summer isn't just a different solution to their problem!! The thought to say he's gone, good riddance, doesn't cross their minds until after theres absolutely nothing left they can do to keep him from going!!
Same in book three, although much weaker: Harry tries to leave with all of his shit, very clearly not intending to come back, and they don't say GTFO, they say where do you think you're going?? (Altho tbf, I'm not sure they realized that ministry of magic officials would be coming to fix Marge).
Same in book four, the Dursleys genuinely contemplate not letting Harry stay with the Weasleys for the rest of the summer, like it doesn't get him off their hands! Harry decides that its because they don't want him to be happy, but I think it's more complicated than that.
In book five Harry gets kidnapped by the Order after the Dursleys were brought to the end of their rope and they give up lol.
So what is it that they want then? Bc it's not to have Harry be part of the family.
I think, in the Dursleys' ideal world, Harry would have been practically non-existent, BUT Securely In Their Home often enough that they most definitely know for a fact that his blood wards are protecting them, 100%. Like, that's gotta be the only reason they took him in, right? To act like an anti-other-wizard talisman?
I have to believe that in the letter, Dumbledore told Petunia (and then Petunia communicated something along the same lines to Vernon) that they WERE going to be a target if Voldemort ever came back. Now, whether or not that's true - and personally I think it only became true because they became The Family That Housed Harry Potter, ironically enough lol - the Dursleys must have thought that someone was going to come for them regardless, so it was better to have a blood protection possible-wizard orphan boy than not.
Which means then, by extension, that if anyone ever actually offered to take him off their hands, for good, they would throw a SHIT FIT.
(This also makes sense for Vernon's freak out in book five. They had the protective talisman orphan this whole time and wizard bullshit STILL attacked his son?? Alrighty!! Deal is off!! Get the fuck out of my house because it's clear you were actually useless and we've been duped!!)
this is how i describe the golden trio.
hermione would warn to not touch the hot stove and then scold you afterwards.
ron would warn you too to not touch it but would laugh afterwards.
harry would just watch you touch it and then laugh afterwards.
Nah nah Harry would watch you touch it and then give you the most devastating Gen Z stare wondering "why tf did this bitch just touch a hot stove"
Ik we just had a massive pandemic caused by it less than a decade ago but it's really beginning to seem like anti-vaxxers think COVID is the only serious disease that exists? Why is it always 'the government doesn't want you to know that smoking cigarettes cures COVID' and never 'the government doesn't want you to know that mixing toothpaste and orange juice cures rubella'?

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Dude I loathe to be a hater but there is no quicker way to piss me off than to call Harry's eyes 'avada kedavra green' because first of all how dare you
His eyes are described as vibrant green. Vivid green. Comparable to bottle green. They are lively. They are striking, but they are beautiful. They are not sickly acid death green!! How dare you!!
But then on top of that, you're going to tell me that every single time Harry looked in the mirror he saw the same color that he sees as a flashbang in his nightmares and that was just. Never mentioned. You don't think that would bother him at all.
Why are we doing this.
Does anyone else ever think about the fact that, by book 5, Harry's worst memory is no longer the half-comforting sound of his parents dying for him. Like he has no way to hear their voices ever again. The dementors don't draw them up anymore.
(The graveyard replaced them.)
can we talk about how harry james potter appreciates the finer things in life? if tom riddle is a magpie, harry potter is a niffler.
an hour into wee harryâs freedom from the dursleysâ clutches, his newfound riches barely warm in his pockets, and heâs decided on a solid gold cauldron
and what are all his riches good for if not treating himself and his new, first ever friend to every kind of sweet on the trolley?
third year, he ponders the wisdom of splashing out on a firebolt and solid gold gobstones, but very admirably chooses to be a responsible spender
harry spots shiny gleaming metal, and he makes a beeline for it. then he proceeds to shell out thirty galleons without blinking an eye because niffler he may be, he also has a heart of gold
itâs no wonder he never misses a tiny, fluttering gold sphere zooming through the air
Adding to this the color-changing ink:
âWhatâs up?â said Hagrid. âNothing,â Harry lied. They stopped to buy parchment and quills. Harry cheered up a bit when he found a bottle of ink that changed color as you wrote.
(PS, Ch5)
It's not just things made from gold and silver, he likes nice, fancy little luxuries he never got to have. Harry probably has some nice fancy quills, I mean, Hermione gets him one for Christmas:
The rest of Harryâs Christmas presents were far more satisfactory. Hagrid had sent him a large tin of treacle toffee, which Harry decided to soften by the fire before eating; Ron had given him a book called Flying with the Cannons, a book of interesting facts about his favorite Quidditch team, and Hermione had bought him a luxury eagle-feather quill.
(CoS, Ch12)
So, it's a known fact that Harry likes nice fancy things and the little luxuries of life.
What do you think about the framing surrounding Dumbledoreâs awarding last minute points to Gryffindor after already announcing Slytherin as the Winner?
Some argue that it was justified because of Snape, it was to apologize to the trio for taking away so much points, and he didnât have enough time to reward them points earlier because Harry was injured.
While others point out that Snape wasnât the one who took the 150 points, The Trio + Hagrid really did commit a dangerous crime so why should they be given an apology when Draco wasnât given one for being punished for doing the right thing, and Dumbledore did not to tell the Slytherins they won first.
Dumbledore gave the trio points for doing a good job getting through his obstacle course. And then gave Neville the points that put them over the top, in order to teach a lesson about different kinds of bravery etc. I'm not even sure Dumbledore's even aware that McGonagall took away all those points after the trio get caught wandering around at night doing dragon-related activities. He doesn't seem super locked in when it comes to that nitty-gritty day-to-day stuff.
The Doylist answer behind the question "Is it good that Dumbledore gave them all those points" is *hell yes,* Philosopher's Stone is a children's book, and the Slytherins are all meanies. We don't want the meanies to win! We want the good guys to win! And Dumbledore's this wacky "mad" guy who does chaotic unpredictable things, which makes him fun and relatable... but also gives him juuuusst enough edge to be interesting to a young reader. He's not a goody-two-shoes, and we like that. He's the sort of adult who's cool with breaking the rules, and letting Harry get into trouble.
The Watsonian answer is that Dumbledore seems to run Hogwarts as an independent fiefdom, and he does whatever the hell he wants... in a way that low-key freaks out both the ministry and Lucius Malfoy. He's not all that interested in a fair/good experience for the students, he's a light-coded dark lord who is using the cursed position to bump off people he doesn't like, hiring people because it's a convenient way to protect/control them, training up Harry to defeat Voldemort, and sort of take over the word without anyone noticing. Dumbledore wants Harry to be loyal to him, and wants Harry to see him as all-powerful. So of course he'll pull a stunt like that, even though it's massively unfair. (Basically, he gave the trio and only the trio an awesome extra credit project.) He's also really, really dramatic.
And I am SURE that after Dumbledore did all that with the points, Draco went home FUMING over Dumbledore's BULLSHIT, and Lucius was like "'he thinks he can get away with this? Merlin, this school really is going to the dogs. Don't worry Draco, I have a plan. He won't be able to do this to you at the end of next year, I can promise you that much..."
and then, of course, we see how Lucius' plan to get rid of Dumbledore actually goes.
(not great.)
This recontextualizing of the way that I've seen a lot of the fandom interpret it is actually really important to me.
Like was it mildly exclusionary? Yes. But I don't think it happened because Gryffindor. I think it happened because Harry.
While Dumbledore is often referred to by people who don't like him as a "muggle-lover" and a "fool", I can't actually remember places where people complain about him favoring him own house, and this is evidenced in the text. The other teachers - you know, the ones interacting with students, and teaching - usually handle the points. In PS, we know that Slytherin had won the house cup seven years in a row prior to Harry's arrival. I think, if Dumbledore showed house favoritism that he's often accused of, this wouldn't have happened. He would have pulled out the million-points-to-Gryffindor trick and they would've moved on. This was a very one-time thing, and it was intended to be a reward (and a reminder of his supposed omnipotence, and an opportunity for a lesson on moral fiber) to the prophesied Chosen One and the coincidental people around him who acted in ways that he was proud/approving of.
And on that note, I don't think he's a Slytherin Hater either. Whenever he makes speeches to the houses of Hogwarts, his emphasis is very much on unity. Not "Gryffindor, be brave", and not "the three not-evil houses need to unify against the evil house". It's everyone. Everyone needs to love each other. Unfortunately, Slytherin doesn't really take to this (because JKR and Dumbledore differ on this point), but it's still what the guy was hoping for. On top of that, he's not even concerned about parselmouths really, which is something very, very odd in a world where there is a huge cultural bias against them. He expresses empathy for Merope. He thinks that Tom's reveal of his ability is a "huh, interesting, definitely not a muggleborn then" sort of brush off, AFTER he's decided for entirely different reasons that he's concerned about Tom. He expresses that to Harry as well.
Could it be performative? Maybe. But why though. Why bother. So it's probably real.
When you boil it down, the Mirror of Erised showed Harry somebody who loves him.

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The way I am physically compelled to give a standing ovation every time Lord Voldemort calls out Snape's attitude towards Harry.
I've only seen it happen a couple of times but by god every time I see Mr Evil McEvil himself look his arch nemesis in the eyes and go "you are a lot of things but a stupid little bitch ain't one of them so idk what Severus was on" chefs kiss ten out of ten I'm sending the author flowers
Lord "Severus Snape was full of shit" Voldemort best trope
The way I am physically compelled to give a standing ovation every time Lord Voldemort calls out Snape's attitude towards Harry.
I've only seen it happen a couple of times but by god every time I see Mr Evil McEvil himself look his arch nemesis in the eyes and go "you are a lot of things but a stupid little bitch ain't one of them so idk what Severus was on" chefs kiss ten out of ten I'm sending the author flowers