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"It's a schrödinger banana" i say to my housemate, explaining how i both ate and didnt eat the peel of the banana he's eating sometime between today and three days ago

trade proposition. you spoon me, play with my hair, and whisper quietly to me while i try to fall asleep. in return, you get to hold me. do you accept? yes or yes?

I’m such a “yes ma’am” butch. Anyone remotely fem-presenting could boss me around and I’d happily do so with my boxers soaking wet