House of Earth and Blood (Crescent City #1) by Sarah J. Maas
3 STARS
I have a lot of conflicting emotions regarding House of Earth and Blood—ranging from extreme dislike to moderate enjoyment—and, consequently, was having a difficult time assigning a rating to it. I'm still trying to reconcile the fact that I actually, for the most part, had a good time reading it with the many, many problems I had with it. Hence the neutral 3-star rating. I couldn't get into it—that was my first problem. It almost felt like doing work, or reading an assigned book for class. The beginning was THAT bad. I still cannot tell you shit about this world, after 800 freakin pages. Sarah J. Maas kept throwing us a million characters, a shit load of incomprehensible backstory, and historical event upon historical event, as if I'm meant to care. It was only through sheer willpower that I got through the beginning, holding on to the hope that it would get better. And to be fair, it definitely did. When the story picked up, it really picked up, and I was engrossed. I was never at a point where I couldn't put the book down (In fact, I frequently stopped to go on Instagram), but once the pseudo-worldbuilding but actually info-dump ceased, and the "murder mystery" began, I was hooked. So here go my positives: the aforementioned murder mystery was good. I was worried that we were going to start a rebellion or a war (that's where Sarah's books always end up) but I like that we started relatively simple. House of Earth and Blood kept me on my toes. I had a few predictions along the way that didn't end up being right, which I was pleasantly surprised by. And I even had a few :O moments. But, let's talk about Bryce. Oh, Bryce. I really didn't care about you at all. You were annoying. You were so sexed up that you were completely unrelatable. You had a terrible temper and treated people like shit. You could be funny, I'll give you that, but your smirking and "alpha-hole" vernacular just made it so difficult to like you. One of the few things I actually really liked about Bryce was her relationship with Danika because it reminded me of my own relationships with my best friends. In her moments with Danika, or when she was talking about Danika, Bryce suddenly became relatable. At almost every other point, however, I wanted to slap her. Then there's Hunt. I'd be interested in seeing a love interest that isn't like every other love interest I've ever read about in my whole life. Characters are starting to become copy-pasted—I couldn't distinguish Hunt Athalar from any other YA character I've read. When I think about him, I have such a neutral opinion and can't pinpoint any defining personality traits other than "protective", "brooding", and "sexy". These three personality traits describe 95% of YA bad boys. At least I can say that Bryce has a personality, however bad it may be. This brings us to the writing. The smirking. The overuse of the fuck, and how it sounded like a teenage boy excited to use a cuss word for the first time. The smirking. The fact that people are smelling like lilac and nutmeg as if that's normal. THE SMIRKING. I don't want to get into it, but the smirking was my number one pet peeve in this book. I thought we had all agreed smirking was a joke of a description word and would only be used in Wattpad. Also, there were some things that I just couldn't wrap my head around. Why are there phones and cameras and coffeemakers and colleges and majors in this magical world? It seems like Sarah really wanted to make her characters seem relatable with their modern amenities, but it didn't make any sense to me. You're telling me that Alexander Graham Bell existed in this universe to invent the telephone?? THe fuck??? My final problem: why was it 800 pages? Sarah, you did this for what? Why? This book could have been 300 pages shorter, EASILY. And I know exactly where I would have made the cuts - the info-dumping at the beginning, the millions of characters we didn't need to know about, and of course, the gratuitous descriptions of Bryce's ass and Hunt's chiseled facial features. The one thing I'm so grateful for is that we barely got any sex scenes. Some of Sarah's other books have been insanely difficult to get through because of that very reason. Contrary to her belief, we don't all enjoy reading about the absolute nitty-gritty of what these characters are getting up to in bed. No, some descriptions just simply aren't needed. I can only hope that she continues this trend and limits the number of sex scenes in the remaining books. Actually, now that I think about it, I don't think I'm going to be reading the next book so Sarah you can do what you want! While I definitely didn't hate House of Earth and Blood, I'm over putting myself through the frustration that I've felt every single time I've picked up one of Sarah's books in the past few years. I'm over her as an author, which is a damn shame because I still remember how much her books used to excite me. It seems I've finally, officially outgrown them. Peace xoxo








