Danno don't surf

lol why is mcdanno worse than buddie like genuinely how did any of the og viewers survive this they’re unbearable. married couple fr, calling each other babe, the way they are so comfortable with each other, their nattering and bickering

like buddie is so iconic but i’m sorry, mcdanno is actually taking over my life why are they like that how did they never become canon there is no way they didn’t have even a little romantic projected writing. and i heard that even the actors were down for canon mcdanno and the show never went for it???

ETA: lemme clarify.

individuals can absolutely act in ways that are creepy and weird. sending other fans hate anons, for example. harassing creators on twitter. but those behaviors aren’t unique to an age group. in fact in my observations, they’re more common in younger fans. older fans tend to know where the line is.

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Danny

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they really were insane for this. the common trope/joke is that men don't even remember their wedding anniversaries, let alone the exact day they met their 'best bro', how is this not deservingly considered one of the most romantic moments in history? THIS LOVESICK FOOL HAS BEEN COUNTING DAYS SINCE HE'S MET HIS DANNO.

they are sitting on separate isles but somehow on top of each other, danny squarely between steve's legs. guys, do you ever softly gaze at your totally platonic bro as you open your legs to be his armchair?

and lest you think it's just steve...

danny casually leans on steve's thigh to talk to chin, so clearly he doesn't mind using steve as comfortable furniture ;)

of course, steve doesn't tolerate danny's attention being elsewhere for too long

mr 'I'm Gonna Burn Holes In The Side Of His Head With My Gaze Till He Looks At Me'. putting their faces so close it looks like we are seconds away from the money-shot from the certain angle. ('aw no kisscam?' steve and danny probably when the game gets interrupted)

the way steve is at the perfect position to put his chin on top of danny's head and danny could lean his head against steve's chest and it wouldn't be too much of a stretch

that's how cozy and close they are, two weeks after knowing each other.

of course this position puts danny at a disadvantage because while it gives steve a great view it doesn't give danny any view of steve, which just won't do

so he literally turns his entire body mid-sentence just to look at steve, going out of his way because the view is worth it (and yes it's a whole new separate occasion he cranes his neck all the way than the previous one).

the way he gapes, oh yes, the view is worth a crick in his neck.