noli timere messorem

please dont vape your blueberry ice flavor around my kid. we are raising him on marlboro reds exclusively.

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real