mikado

ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to tell anyone anything

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

pregnant with a bag of peas

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

i love the whole world violently. and i dont want to go to work

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

I would love to unclench my jaw one day