Yang.

BLOW THIS SHIT UP

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

after this year, I’d take like… a hug and $100

You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.

oh man you know that feeling that’s like kind of an ache right between your heart and your stomach? like nostalgic knowing of pain? that’s how the scared look in Ellen’s eyes makes me feel.  

Look at her hand too and how nervous she is. Every gay and lesbian person knows this feeling, because we know there are assumptions and consequences and there’s no telling how someone will react.

And let no one forget that she suffered consequences for this. It wasn’t just a moment of cathartic unburdening and then business as usual.

Right, she lost her first TV show. She worked hard to get up to where she is today.

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

This is genuinely hilarious

did anyone else just see alex trebek come THIS close 👌🏻 to killing a contestant with his bare hands

the contestant he nearly killed won despite the fact that he answered final jeopardy with “what is you doing baby” im seriously going fucking ballistic

unpopular opinion but people who are righthanded can go fuck themselves. we lefties out here living our best lives