>guy whose profile says heās 22 hits me up
>bio says heās looking for a dude to make out with on a helicopter
>like 2 messages into the conversation he brings up the fact that heās super rich
>must think i was born yesterday
>clearly a human and not a bot tho
>bored so i keep talking to him
>story basically just rich guy flexing
>asks me to come to his hotel
>really swanky one that iāve heard of, obv never stayed there
>says heāll call me an uber
>90% chance iām getting murdered
>win win so i decide to go
>get there, knock on door
>dude in pictures opens it
>immediate lights a joint in the room without opening a window
>āiāll just pay the cleaning fee itās whateverā
>starts telling me about different plastic surgery techniques and all the ones he plans on getting
>not insecure, just thinks they rule
>thereās a stack of cash on the desk thatās more money than iāve seen in one place before
>like 5k just sitting there
>we talk a little, eventually ask him why the fuck hes so rich
>this whole time heās watching videos of plastic surgery being performed
>tells me he invested some money his parents gave him in hs and got lucky
>pretty much all he does is have sex with guys
>tells me he literally flew here to fuck a dude
>āhaha check out how theyāre sanding down this boneā
>offers to pay for laser treatment for my scars
>say no because thereās no way i can say yes
>he orders a fuckton of food from an italian place
>āidk why i got all this iām lactose intolerantā
>tells me at length abt how iceberg lettuce shouldnāt exist
>eats a plate of mozzarella sticks and falls asleep
>like meeting a modern day dorian grey
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