when did the diamonds leave your bones

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

if everything is going to gradually become outrage marketing can we at least have some fun with it and do the movie remakes with all-women casts again