Bonesaw Enthusiast

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Then he dies the exact same way not even 5 seconds later.

I was a salvager on Frontier and got hungry so I went to a nightlight, but they were charging like 2500 for a cheeseburger. So I call them out on the radio and I'm like "A burger shouldn't be anymore than 500!" and they're like "sell burgers for 500 then." So I buy a bocadillo and start selling burgers for 500, the bocadillo antics aren't really important but what is worth mentioning is after I cryo'd I started haunting this guy for charging too much for burgers.

Anyways I leave and come back an hour or two later and become a sentient artifact. So I'm like "What would a sentient alien artifact be like?" and my first thought is a long-forgotten god who's now pitifully incapable of anything. So the scientist keeping me drops me off at the frontier outpost and I meet this security guard called the Garden of Competence I believe. I dunno it was last night but I'm 90% certain that was his name. Anyways I'm all like "VESSEL, TAKE ME TO YOUR LORD." and so he takes me to the station representative called Mothew Chitterwing, and I remember that name because my friend's name is Matthew and his last name also starts with C and it's like, the exact same amount of syllables. And I showed Matthew this and he's like "Why is that guy's name so close to mine, I'm concerned." But I'm getting off topic, anyways Mothew is like "H-How can I help you, sir?" And I say "BECOME MY VASSAL AND I WILL BESTOW UPON YOU KNOWLEDGE, POWER, MONEY." and he's like "I'm kind of already NT's vassal though, and they give me all the money I need."

So Mothew tells us to get everyone in the sector to max out their suit sensors, and in return he'll give us "enough to hire 50 servants." and I'm like "THAT IS... SUITABLE." So Garden and I go to the trade mall and we tell people like "HEED OUR WARNING." well really I was the only one saying "HEED OUR WARNING" but we were both saying the same thing you know, max out your sensors. So after about 7 "HEED OUR WARNING"s we go to tinnia's rest because we went back to the station rep and he's gone SSD, so you know we really didn't have a reason to continue our little suit sensors quest. Anyways we get to tinnia's rest and we meet these two other moth people called Sally and Jacqueline. And so we kinda just talk for a bit while Sally makes some food and Jacqueline makes drinks. And then I spend like 5 minutes to come up with the name Artifice because until then everyone had just been calling me artifact. So Garden's player goes afk for a bit and Jacqueline has to leave to go do something. So it's just me and Sally and I decide to drop a snapcube reference and say "I miss my followers, I miss them a lot." and she's like "...You had a social media account?" and I'm like "Huh?" and that spirals into a fun bit and Sally eventually comes to the conclusion that I'm an actor and asks which movies I've been in, and I have no idea how to respond to that as Artifice and thankfully Garden's player comes back just in time to wrap the whole joke up. And by this point it's like 9:30 PM for me and I'm quite an early sleeper so I'm like "Servant, we must talk." and so I tell Garden that "Despite my many centuries of slumber, my energy runs low once again." So he just brings me back to the frontier outpost and I log off.

All in all it was a really fun experience and probably some of the best roleplay I've done in a while. And later that evening in the shower I was thinking "Why is it that I do my best roleplay as ghost roles?" and I thought maybe it's because I know that no matter what I do with this character, they'll never appear again. But I suppose you don't want to hear about my opinion on this. Hell, people who don't even play ss14 are gonna read this probably, and they'll read this and they'll be like "BonesawEnthusiast, what the hell are you talking about?" That's the beauty of ss13 and ss14, really. It's almost like once you play long enough you just become desensitized to the hijinks that happen in those games, and you tell somebody about a shift you had and they ask you what the hell you just said and you think about it and you're like "...What the hell did I just say?" I suppose it's the same thing I go through when I hear dwarf fortress players talking about how their library floods because a cat dies from liver failure after licking too much alcohol from the bar floor off their paws and a dwarf sees it and has some revelation about life and death and they write a necronomicon and somehow that snowballs into the whole fortress descending into ruin.

You know I did try getting into dwarf fortress, not the steam release, although I do have that. No, I wanted the feel of the old ASCII 47.05 release or whatever it is. So I installed the game, changed my color palette, found a nice tileset. But then after I figured out the basics of agriculture and construction I'm just like "Where do I go now?" But I guess that's the same problem I have whenever I play any sandbox game. And the fact I've been so obsessed with Frontier station lately definitely hasn't helped me put more time towards playing dwarf fortress.

Anyways I think that's pretty much all I have to talk about for now, pictures below. Do people say that here? I haven't used tumblr much. But yeah pictures below.