i'm grac! (she/her)

this is easily one of the videos i’ve ever seen

a 5’7” white boy has been reported doing wall pushups outside a 7/11

now something bad is happening

jesus christ

he falled down

What's good 😜 u worm rider 😛 🐛🤴 the Padishah Emperor Shaddam IV 🤴 has just transferred control of Arrakis and its spice trade to 🧔 Daddy Leto Atreides 🧔 and u know what that means 🌶🧍‍♂️👭 MELANGE A TROIS season has arrived 🧍‍♂️👭🌶 put on your stillsuit panties 🏜🩱and and shuffle past the shield wall to sietch tabr so u can worship the Muad'DICK 🐭🍆 if u want ur consciousness to transcend the barriers of time and have intergalactic jihad waged in your name ⏳🏴‍☠️⚔ send this to 15 of your sluttiest Fremen 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ if u get 0️⃣ back ur an ugly HARKONEN 👹💩 if u get 5️⃣ back ur the KWISUCKS HARDERDICK and that Bene Geserit Bussy is 🔥🍑💦 SHARE in 69 secs 😉 ♋ or you won't be riding the Shai-hulud 🪱 and your body's water 💧 will go to waste 🗑🚿

My favorite thing about Dune is that it’s so dense and has hundreds of pages of exposition and world building details, and everyone just cares about the worms

any harkonnen born after 10109 can’t rule… all they know is wear pajamas, argue with they mentat, be a homophobic stereotype, eat hot spice & lie

i never shoulda been let out the fuckin microwave

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

at the turkish barber getting my ass beat

at the turkish ice cream store fighting for my fucking life