my new favorite thing forever

“the possibility of rejection is essential to forming deep relationships with people” - chanté joseph for british vogue

Time loops strike again 😔

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

when i was homeless during undergrad i repeatedly had to stay in a dodgy motel bc it was the only one within walking distance to my school and overall it was better than it could've been bc the manager was really nice. i lived in several rooms but one in particular stays with me because someone wrote on the door in sharpie "CRAZY EYE AND HOTTIE" and for some reason it was so evocative to me as if their names somehow sanctified the space. my friend and i still invoke their names as if in prayer. it's been nearly a decade and we'll be somewhere sketchy and say like 'crazy eye and hottie, watch over us'

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me