You touched my heart differently

i’m sorry i moaned while eating garlic bread do you still think i’m cute

it'd be really fucking funny if you met your significant other in a saw trap. like you're at a family reunion and some distant cousin asks how you met and you have to be like "yeah they had to pull out some of my teeth. but the chemistry was great."

when you get married you send jigsaw an invitation as a joke but he actually shows up

I love boobs arrest me i dont caare

If I lived in bikini bottom I would be stepping on plankton ON PURPOSE until he died

yeah they dropped a new love language. yeah a sixth one. its biting

'i could fix him' 'i could make him worse' well i could RAIL HIM !!!!!!!!!

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

i am really bad at expressing genuine sentiments but like. thank fucking god for live music dude. thank fucking god for these bands and these communities and these songs that have more than once saved me from myself this year

in the mood to get tattooed