I'm melting

i did not moan while i was drinking your blood and even if i did it meant nothing. i hate you.

i did not moan while i was drinking your blood and even if i did it meant nothing. i hate you.

just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning

#i guess that's one way to solve that problem

“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”

At the dragon boat races they were giving out free ice cream and these two kids came up to me and showed me their ice cream and said it is very cold! And then one of them put their ice cream on my arm so I could see for myself. He was utilizing an advanced technique called. Backing up your claims with evidence. Which many of you could learn about

Love how good everyone gets at they themming a gal as soon as those stop being her fucking pronouns

Lotta patrons who didn’t understand they them pronouns two years ago fucking love using them now

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

i am not a bite risk.