Wot Teh Fok

seeking revenge

you want to feel like you live in a jane austen novel

experiencing fleabag-esque heartbreak

you are laying on the floor stoned

crushing on someone

romanticizing (500) days of summer

you feel like the worst person in the world (2021)

reading kafka diary entries

feeling like effy stonem

you can’t stop thinking about the past

feeling bittersweet

walking in the park with headphones

reading the seven husbands of evelyn hugo

entering your 1989 era

you don’t know if it’s a manic episode or if you’re just happy

summary: you come to eli for guidance, as a sinful ghost lives among you. it’s up to eli to rid you of your sins (or to add more)

pairing: eli sunday x afab!reader

The Batman