my angel left me for another shoulder

The cat went to find another bag

The beans have been eaten, there's nothing to spill

there's tea to drink, but nobody will

my eyes have yet to truly see

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

You are my biggest fan

horses cant scratch themselves but humans cant go fast. we support this legandary partnership

I invented a new trend called “drink sleepy tea and go to bed”

It's just a fad, it'll pass.

Think again. China has been doing this trend I just invented for over 4,000 years.

is it weird to wish nudism was normalized purely because I'm curious what my friend's dicks look like?

not like in a sexual way, just because I think it's be interesting

she gets it!!

wow my tweet on my dash

Pokemon Heritage Post

Settlers of catan

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…