"Take a deep breath, and start from the beginning."

"It was totally my fault - the whole thing."

"Why is everybody shouting?"

"I'm so embarrassed about last night."

"I feel sick even thinking about it."

"It never happened, okay? You can't tell anyone."

"Just look at _____ right now. What a bimbo."

"Seriously hot, though."

"You're lucky she/he didn't trip over your tongue dragging halfway across the ground."

"She wants me to take her to the dance."

"So, actually this is quite convenient for you."

"Your face is annoying me."

"I've got news!"

"Virgin boy/girl is no longer."

"So who's the unlucky girl/boy?"

"I know we're not officially talking, but I need help with my tie."

"For a minute there, I thought you might be in love with me or something."

"I'm always here if you need to talk."

"Wanker."

"Have you done this before?"

"It's like brushing my teeth."

"Bugger off!"

"You've got to help me. There's been an accident!"

"Jesus, you scared me!"

"Okay, you need to be really clear and really precise."

"The condom came off inside my vagina, and at present I'm unable to locate it."

"That's way more information than I needed."

"You think I should flee the country?"

"Let's get out of here. This place is a dead end."

"Are you supposed to smoke in here?"

"I've been feeling sick every day."

"Well, have you missed a period?"

"No, but I took the morning after pill."

"I can delay if you need me to."

"You're defending _______. What's wrong?

"I thought you'd be happier."

"I've got some stuff to sort first, but I'll be there."

"Keep in touch, okay?"

"Being a girl sucks!"

"My life's over, _______."

"Tell me that's not yours."

"What? You're a nanny, now?"

"Just back for the weekend. Thought I'd surprise you."

"You okay? You seem stressed."

"I was going to tell you. I promise."

"I didn't want to hold you back."

"Can I be godfather/godmother?"

"I'd love nothing more."

"I think not telling you was a way to keep the dream alive, you know?"

"I wanted to see you! For Christ's sake, you're my best friend!"

"I was worried that you might find it hard coming here."

"You thought I was jealous of you!"

"Seriously, can you find further proof of how fucked up my life is?"

"That's how fucked up your life is."

"I never got to say goodbye."

"Seriously. Are you pissed?"

"I find funerals really difficult."

"You deserve someone who loves you with his/her whole heart."

"I was watching you two tonight. You're good together."

"Any baggage?"

"We both knew it wasn't right."

"So, I had this weird dream on the plane over."

"___________, can I take you to the dance?"

"Why the long face?"

"You seem bummed. Wanna go do something fun?"

"You alright?"

"Don't lie to me. What's wrong?"

"If you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to."

"I'm not making you uncomfortable, am I?"

"You've been awfully quiet today."

"You know, you're not really acting like yourself."

"There has to be something I can do to turn that frown upside down."

"Want to talk about it?"

"It'll be okay. Everyone has bad days."

"Oh, come on! I can't leave you all alone over here, mopey and unhappy."

"Let's see a smile!"

"You're so much prettier when you smile."

"You know, if you want to just relax and take the day off, I don't think anyone would blame you."

"I know you've been feeling a little down, so I brought your favorite snack and a movie!"