I didn't want to let go of the Devil's hand

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

Abortion is good. Abortion is important. Abortion is a life-saving medical procedure and should be celebrated as much as we celebrate the existence and success of things like surgeries to remove tumors.

i agree with british people when they say fooking ell

so exhausted by how fundamentally anti-human the capitalist world has become. like ageing, getting fat, being slightly inefficient, and making mediocre art are all extremely normal and extremely human activities, why is every corporation trying to convince us to spend all our money fighting that

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

You don’t have to think you’re hot but other people inevitably are going to so you at least need learn to accept that perception with grace instead of falling back on self deprecation every time someone is brave enough to call you cute

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

one of my friends just texted me "imagine a tiramisu but made with pasta and tomato sauce" girl you mean a lasagna????