In Bruges

Shaped like a friend!

Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon?

What. The. Fuck.

#this is so fantastically unnecessary

This is like….steampunk levels of excessively dramatic engineering and I love it.

*spends yet another day being honest and loyal*

Everyone has a “stupid person” voice that they use when telling a story involving what the other person said as a signal to the listener that the other person is obviously wrong.

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

u know what’s weird.. that i’m going to like.. keep getting older.. and like i’m going to change.. experience personal growth and character development and shit.. like that’s wild

It's awful

YOU ARE A SUPERSTAR ANYWAY

…no.

business in the front spiders in the back

When people talking about “reinventing the wheel”.

reblogging again for that comment

2016