we are so back

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

the last guy's blood didn't splatter across my face and shirt sexily or aesthetically enough so i have to kill again. sorry.

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

need to get tortured by someone that adores me

(jerking you off) you're a gross bad person. people like you should be shot.

does anyone want to have a concerning power dynamic with me

getting a PAINJOB from a SEXUAL ENEMY

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

the princess demands you jack off in front of her. no she does not care if you feel shy. yes right now

Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha

date idea: i bite u

when i was younger some wires got crossed so now a fistfight and sex are one and the same to me