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you're laughing. his butt-naked boyfriend broke up with him to become the second coming of jesus christ and you're laughing.

Bro, my unyielding loyalty towards you is totally normal and healthy, I swear. It's just that it's definitely my duty to rip out your enemies throats with my bare teeth. You are the love of my life and I am your most valuable tool. Each night, I fantasize about dying in your arms, covered in blood, and then I close my eyes one final time, satisfied because I can feel your fingers on my face as I take my last breath. Haha anyways

Nona being canonically pretty is funny to me because that means HARROW is canonically pretty, and this fact has been heretofore avoided for about 1,000 pages owing to Harrow's unwavering commitment to existing, at all times, as a drowned wet rat scrabbling against the slick shore rock, heaving out sea water and blood and insisting against every offered hand because no, she's GOT this on her own, before vomiting a few mollusks and floating belly up. It took 2 lobotomies to fix this.

the problem with griddlehark is that Gideon desperately wants to be a well used chewtoy but Harrow has carefully put her up on the shelf like she is a limited edition funko pop still in the box

[ID copied from alt: Faux Playboy magazine cover of Alecto the Ninth from The Locked Tomb series. Image is of Alecto reclining in her broken ice prison holding a rapier and is shown with chains around her neck and ankle. Magazine titles read "The Resurrection Issue," "Entertainment for John," "Annabel Lee Breaks Free of The Locked Tomb (And Her Clothes)," "Exclusive Mithraeum Photo Shoot: A Steamy Peek Inside the Ossuary ft. Augustine Quinque Saint of Patience, Merymorn Saint of Joy," "20Q The Emperor's Disciples," "Plus: My Necromancer The Nuclear Terrorist," and "Risqué and Famous Sexiest Cavaliers of The Year." End ID]

anyway white supremacy is still a problem in leftist circles and we should talk about it more

you should be incredibly critical of the way you envision and talk about a post-capitalist justice system cuz some of y’all really are just reinventing lynch mobs and calling it something new. 

harrow the ninth is really like. what if orpheus didn't turn around. what if he wasn't going to turn around. what if he kept his face pointed resolutely ahead and trusted that she was there even not knowing what he was hoping for. what if orpheus had to be cajoled and threatened and eventually forced to turn around. what if eurydice hadn't been told the rules and also had a crippling fear of abandonment and spent the whole time pleading with him to look at her. what if orpheus trusted that she would follow him but eurydice couldn't trust that he would care. what if orpheus was told point-blank that eurydice was almost certainly not actually behind him and he chose to keep walking anyway. what if eurydice touched sunlight again and orpheus wasn't there. what then.