I sometimes post about garfield but mainly just reblog things

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

babe are you ok you reblogged rewire your vampire again

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

feelingfundamentallyinhuman.com/careers

that was rude of me actually. i can’t presume to know what a dvd player feels like

i have no right. i’m not god

any time a man exhibits any positive trait or behavior it will be attributed to his "healthy masculinity", but this is especially true when the trait/behavior in question is something traditionally seen as feminine. when a man does things such as caring for his children and spouse, being gentle, or being nurturing, it will never prompt the average person to reconsider their stance on men being Feminine let alone the idea of gendering behavior to begin with. it will only ever result in the concept of masculinity being laundered in real-time to subsume any and all qualities a person generally regards highly. we can not let 'masculinity' be a rhetorical stand-in for being an admirable person, even if we stick the word 'healthy' in front of it. if we concede that we need a special term for being a decent human being As A Man then i fear we concede the most basic premise of feminism alongside it.

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

overheard a customer say "i'm ready for a divorce at this point" when I was bored at work and my eyes lit up like I won the lottery