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Iβm starting to think some of yβall havenβt actually felt the rain on your skinβ¦ which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you
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Im sorry I didnβt reply to your message for three weeks. I did not forget about it infact I thought about it regularly every day. It will happen again

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I hate being in that mood where nothingβs really wrong but nothing feels right either
This is the best one
(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)
I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : βPOV your friend mispronounces a word once and now itβs a national holiday.β
One thing I hope people take away from the Artemis II mission is that astronauts are all really nice.
This isn't new information. The ability to coexist for days on end with several other people in a tiny space with virtually no privacy has always been a major qualification for astronauts, but unless you're the kind of space nerd who watches ISS videos (where there's some privacy but still a small space and also it's potentially months on end), you probably have a more Hollywood idea of astronauts. Mavericks! Daredevils! Space cowboys!
But now we had a moon mission with a livestream, and I hope people now realize that their space heroes aren't John Wayne. Yes, they're competent, intelligent, cool under pressure, and courageous. But they also keep mission control updated on the pretty sunrises, and they tear up and hug each other, and they smuggle their zero-gravity indicator out of the capsule because they got attached to it. They talk about how much they love Earth and how much they missed their families while they were away.
Anyways, those are the heroes we need right now. In a world where brutality is rewarded in politicians, we need to remember that an essential astronaut qualification is love.
Today's project... An art cart! Big loves doing art and each of these were in individual bins I was pulling out and putting away daily. Now we can just wheel it over *and* it fits under my island. Just needs labels, but it's ready to use!
Some of my favorite quotes from Artemis ii so far:
"Copy. Moon joy."
"I have two Microsoft Outlooks, and neither one of those are working."
"Houston, if you could give me about 20 new superlatives in the mission summary for tomorrow that will help out my vocabulary a little bit, that would be great. Thank you."
βIf youβve ever seen the top of the spotlight of the top of the Luxor at night in Vegas, this looks like what it wants to be when it grows up.β
"To all of you down there on Earth... we love you, from the moon."
"We just went sci fi."
"It is so great to see Earth again. To Asia, Africa, and Oceania: we are looking back at you. We hear you can look up and see the moon right now. We see you too."
"We will always choose Earth. We will always choose each other."
βItβs a bright spot on the moon, and we would like to call it Carroll.β

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When someone you love offers a bid for connection, you say yes every time. When someone sends you an article, a video, a funny post, itβs a bid for connection. They are trying to connect with you. When someone shares details about their day, their life, their thoughts, or their feelings with you, that is a bid for connection. They want to connect with you on a deeper level. They are trying to pull you into their world. If you love them, you say yes every time. Yes, even if the article they send is not particularly interesting to you. Yes, even if it means listening to them ramble about a game you donβt care about and think is stupid. Yes yes yes. And letβs hope they always say yes to your bids, too.
"maybe the problem is you" oh the problem is definitely me, next question
While I'm talking about social stuff I had to learn as an autistic person
There's a LOT of social interactions between human beings whose purpose really boils down to being like that thing dogs do where they go "omg YOU'RE a dog??? I'M a dog!!!!!" And that's not a bad thing. Highly ritualized "meaningless" displays of human connection like friendly greetings and talking about things like weather actually do serve a purpose which is like idk ritualized displays birds do. YOU'RE a human? Omg I'M a human!!!! Wow!!!
And they don't have to be your favorite flavor of interaction. You can even think they're silly. But they DO serve a purpose or else they wouldn't be a thing.
There's lots of good and folksy responses to "how are you doing" that don't involve either lying or undermining the ritualized purpose of the greeting exchange, too. My great grandmother Ethel for example was a big fan of "well, I'm a-doin'"
"Things like 'How are you?' and 'Have a nice day' and 'What do you think of the weather, then?' What these sounds mean is: I am alive and so are you."
- Wings, by Terry Pratchett.
It sounds so cute when you put it this way
When I was a teenager I really hated and gamified smalltalk, but... Then I got cockatiels. And cockatiels have a thing called "contact calls". Basically, it's a particular set of noises they make to know where each other are without looking at them directly. There's variations, when the flock member is close it's a very sweet little sound, when they don't know where you are this can progress to a panicked shriek.
I kind of loved mimicking it. It let me interact with my birds in a whole new way that meant a lot to them, and it turned out to be incredibly helpful when my (completely unrecall trained, fully flighted bird) got startled in a bad gust of wind on the way between aviary and house and ended up circling in the bad weather, totally disoriented... And calling for us. It let her figure out how to get back down to come home.
Gradually I realised that lots of animals do this, actually. Cat activation noise is a contact call. Dogs do it in some kinds of whines. Social birds have big repertoires of them. It's just a ritual to keep in contact.
Then... I realised that's what a lot of those small rituals of smalltalk actually are. They are the act of petting an anxious or excited dog to soothe it, or letting each other know you're still in the room together. Humans have a huge variety in the way they use these, but I stopped finding a lot of them so annoying when I realised what the rituals were actually for.
I mean, I still prefer to use the non-word versions among friends and other people amenable to it, but. I find it, given in good faith, kind of endearing now.
I'm now suddenly reminded of the very particular meow my cat would do anytime she passed by an open door with people in the room. Just letting us know she saw us. No need to get up and follow or pet or get food. Not looking for anything more than that acknowledgement of seeing you and wanting you to know she was there.
me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth
fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))
me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!
fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*
Kudos to this post, I think of you every time I do my fucking laundry

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Pottery troubles
Ah, the feeling you get when you watch a blooper reel, and find yourself thinking "yeah, I could show this to someone who lived five thousand years ago, and they'd laugh, too".
So what I'm gathering is that we need to practice lab safety in the pottery room.