Bobbing For Pineapples

first corn i see tonight

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

ambiguity fans be like. perhaps

my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while