Boog

i think about this post like. once a week. and i mean that.

He’d wear it to an investigation and be so casual about it too

the wisdom ive learnt is that becoming part of a friend group 1) takes a long time and 2) involves a lot of feeling awkward and left out at first. there’s nothing terrible about this but if you grew up chronically lonely or have any kind of trauma relating to social isolation this likely feels Really Wrong and activates danger signals. but both fortunately and unfortunately it’s just how becoming close to new people works most of the time

another thing that was not intuitive to me as someone who grew up an autistic loner: basically everyone on the planet is starved for connection all the time and almost everything people do is an attempt to reach out to another. most seemingly illogical interactions and behaviours can be explained by this. you have to take as many of these invitations as you can. even if you're wrong you still attempted to bring more warmth into the world

women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

It’s me, I am the women with deadpan humour. Please hide me

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

He came to me in a NyQuil induced fever dream to tell me himself

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

Bbg I’ll help you hide the body then be on my knees in the passenger seat

so you’re telling me that they just left misty out there the ENTIRE night. why does no-one care about her??? i’m actually gonna get so mad!!! misty get behind me!!!!

Misty squad unite!!!

avoiding yellowjackets season three spoilers online as a bisexual woman is like being in the chokey from matilda and trying to avoid being poked by nails 😭

Misty Quigley and Jeff Sadecki friendship… walk with me.

I’m walkin with you.

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

Standing with my uterus up against the microwave #infertile