Incorrect Bnha Quotes

kirishima: i did

present mic: so what did you need from the store

kaminari, walking up to the fake villain: hand over the child. otherwise...heh. let’s just say donkeys won’t be called “donkeys” anymore.

midoriya: hi. uh. could i have a matcha latte with seven espresso shots?

aizawa: just do cocaine instead

bakugou: knock yourself out dumbass

kirishima: “knock yourself out” starts with a ‘c’ so I’m getting chocolate

kirishima: that’s homophobic

sero: it only has my name bro

kaminari: that’s coz ur all I need for Christmas bro

Aizawa: don’t ever say that to me or there’ll be another buzzfeed unsolved episode

Mic: wait no I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved

Aizawa: when did I say it would be your murder

Kaminari: like prostitution? TV? concerts?

Yaoyazoru: hmm. I’d assume through sight and feeling. I’m not sure turtles have other methods of direct communication, but-