heell o

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for an amazing reason

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

by 2050 all the original King of the Hill episodes will be lost media, only survived by their youtube poop versions. another 200 years and these will be considered canonical

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

they refuse to let me into the world cup due to how i would put the ball in the net

Isn’t that all those fools wnat? The ball in the net? Why stop our hero from accomplishing the common goal

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public