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Regulus *sighs*: remind me again why we always have to invite your best friend to things
Sirius: he’s literally your husband
Regulus: remind me again why you let that happen
Sirius: I didn’t. You two eloped and showed up at my door with fucking matching gold rings
Regulus: shame on me for expecting you to act like my big brother for once
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“i crumble completely when you cry” but it’s james when regulus bursts into tears mid-fight
sirius: how dare you, james? date my brother!? james: but remus dates a black brother too! sirius: oh, and what if moony jumped off a cliff? would you jump too? james: if moony jumped off a cliff it would be a smart and calculated decision, so yes! remus: if i jumped, it would be for suicide purposes james: sirius: peter: sirius: baby we talked about this
I’d love to see a version of Julius Caesar where he takes the beware the Ides of March warning seriously like “oh shit. good heads up man thanks” and he goes into it with his own knife. He calms down a bit when he see’s all his best friends like “yea, the squad is here and everyone is strapped. nice”
I don’t know why this is making me laugh so hard
I think we should just do like the muppets and look around while nodding enthusiastically whenever someone is saying something we agree on
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Just so we’re all clear:
Things that you SHOULD NOT deadname
Trans women
Trans men
Non binary people
Any other trans identity that doesn’t fit into those three
Cis people who changed their name
Anyone who goes by a different name then the one their parents gave them regardless of how “good” of a person they are, or your personal feeling towards them
Things that you SHOULD deadname
Been putting it off for a long while, and I’m now finally starting Crimson Rivers. Why am I ten pages in and already want to rip my heart from my chest all cause James said he won’t fight against Regulus? Why am I screaming for him to be logically and find a way to save them both? Sirius is going to mentally collapse either way and Regulus isn’t going to be able to pick up the pieces of Sirius without getting cut on himself.
You know what I headcanon and think we need more of. The French Black brothers, like ik we have quite a bit of it or that it’s canon or something but like I want properly French like born and raised in France and only learned English because they had to go to Hogwarts.
Like have the thickest french accents ever and do french things, like eats bread and meals and complain about the English.
Things like that like them refusing to eat or even sit near somthing they don’t like because it too English or something.
Also just Regulus and Sirius talking across the great hall, gossiping and no one else can understand what they say except Evan and Pandora but they don’t reveal it or anything and then Regulus and Sirius start gossiping about their friends crushes and they find out Pandora and Lily both like one another and then Pandora just stands up and shouts, “QUOI??!?”.
And regulus and Sirius just slowly turn to a now very guilty looking Pandora but they both just start excitedly talking to her in French, because that’s their first language and they only have each other to talk to in French.
Y/N: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Jeff: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
peter: if i was on a deserted island and could only have one thing, i’d probably want like. a magnifying glass so i could start a fire
james: i think i’d want something sharp, to help build shelter and hunt if necessary
sirius: yeah, i feel like i’d probably want a water purifier just so i knew i would have clean water
peter: it’d be so fucking scary to be stuck on a deserted island
sirius: for real. i don’t know if i could survive
james: yeah, literally. so terrifying. remus, what would you bring
remus: probably my fucking wand? so i dont have to be on a deserted island??
peter:
jame:
sirius:
peter: .. right. right. no, yeah. we knew that, obviously..
james: yeah.. this was just hypothetical..
sirius: no, i actually didn’t think of that at all. i was thinking of ways i would die if i got stuck
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james, who spent is whole life thinking he was straight (or honestly never thought abt it but has only had crushes on women)
regulus, who joins his sixth year with a tongue piercing, a vertical labret, red streaks hidden in his hair and facial features sharper than my future
james, who very nearly has a fucking heart attack at the sight of his best friend’s younger brother when they go back to Hogwarts in september and then spends the next year of his life trying to woo him (he ends up just making a fool of himself time and time again but regulus falls for him anyway (don’t tell anyone, he’s in denial))
thats it, its canon.
bye
Sirius falls in love with Remus a little more every time he sees him in a cardigan. Something about soft fabric and sharp sarcasm just does it for him.
highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.
me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.
the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.
me: yep. good point.
me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.
the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?
me: YES ALRIGHT FINE
The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.
People have known this for decades
Sirius writes dumb love notes in the margins of Remus’s textbooks. Stuff like “I’d let you ruin me with your grammar corrections.” Remus finds them during class and turns beet red every time.
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THEY’RE ING THE CAT!!!!!
