I dig beauty.

This is one of the most delightful things I have seen recently.

Comedic timing tho

@armoredsoftie

this sounds like my nightmares

we are all rowdy theatre kids in god’s denny’s when you really think about it

Some of you have never piled in by the dozens to a diner at 11 pm after closing night with stage makeup still half on to annoy the staff by pouring all the condiments on the table into a glass of water and paying your friend $20 bucks to drink it and it shows

#yeah like this isnt one of those posts where someone just says some utter nonsense #this post has a very specific meaning and if youve experienced it you understand implicitly #its the sense that god technically is in charge but has no control over us

kidz bop cask of amontillado

my life is complete

I can feel the surprised expression on the duck’s face.  It’s like “This is unexpected,”

FUCK JDFKSG

I WHAT WHAT

Beautiful madness

This is 100% my brand of humor

I Must Crack Open a Cold One, But I Have No Boys.

You Require the Milkshake

this is an advanced joke