Let's Escape

one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away

I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!

Op do you take constructive criticism????

no

I really be breaking my own heart expecting to get what I give

This is the man who wants to replace Ted Cruz in the Senate.

Beto!

Need me a squad like this

Grey shirt had me feelin things

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

Ah, it’s back on my dash :D

BEST FUCKING VIDEO. I GO THROUGH MY MILLIONS OF LIKES TO WATCH THIS VIDEO LIKE ONCE A MONTH 

This is the opposite of the Fab 5.

Never reblogged something harder in my life

I watch enough true crime to know that if you are caught and charged with Conspiracy to Commit Murder you will be FUCKED.

Everytime you fill in CAPTCHA you’re helping to digitalize old books and documents. Using CAPTCHA abt 250 books are added to a digital database everyday

This is so cool but my eyes don’t work well and I can hardly read the words anymore.

we think Greeks were a very rational people and all until we learn about the Buphonia, an Athenian ritual where a laboring ox had to be sacrificed but at the same time, this was considered a terrible crime. so when the priest killed it with an axe, he had to throw it aside and get the fuck out of there running for his life. then the rest of the people discovered the crime scene and blamed the axe, the only one present. the axe was immediately carried before the court of the Prytaneum which charged the axe with having caused the death of the ox. sometimes it was absolved, others, it was thrown into the sea,

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe