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Sylaeus: That’s not a word.
Ian: Sometimes those who deny chillax are the ones who need to chillax the most.
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Ian: Chillax!
Sylaeus: That’s not a word.
Ian: Sometimes those who deny chillax are the ones who need to chillax the most.

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Quentin, thinking: Look at him. Undressing me with his eyes.
Quentin: I wonder what he's thinking...
Ian, thinking: Man I hate milkshakes.
Ian: Die milkshakes, die.
Ian: That's right milkshake, you have been defeated. Now go to milkshake prison.
Palette, to Sor: I'm your friend, and as your friend, I have to be honest with you.
Palette: I don't care about your problems.
Sylaeus: There's nothing worse than people using big words they dont understand just to seem smart.
Ian: I photosynthesize with that.
Ian: You're my best friend. Last year we even shared a toothbrush.
Sylaeus: I was not aware of that.

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Sylaeus: I'm easy going!
Jax: I once saw you measure a ruler with another ruler.
Sylaeus: It was a centimeter off it never should have been in circulation.
Lucina: Selene is such a nice person underneath the part that hates everybody!
Tristea: I'm so tired...
Sormena: You got up at noon and took a 2 o'clock nap!
Corey: I only time I set the bar low is for limbo
Quin, laying on the floor: *softly* At what age do you accept that your life is a rotten piece of garbage and always will be?
Misty, sipping coffee: Twenty-Two

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Ian, exasperated lovesick gay: The heart wants what the heart wants!
Misty, screaming from the other room: The hEART WANTS WHAT I TELL IT TO WANT
Sylaeus, casually walking in out of nowhere: The heart cannot want anything it is an organ, however, it is part of the organism, humans, that have feelings produced by-
Light, jumping in out of nowhere: I AM THE HEART AND I WANT HUGS
Damien, hissing in the corner: my heart wants you all to shut up
Tristea: I've got one foot in darkness, and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate.
Astry: When you said "magical in bed" this isn't exactly what I was expecting-
Quin, holds up 8 of hearts: Is this your card?
Astry, softly: Holy shit.
Corey: How do you make whipped cream?
Quin: The name is literally the recipe.
Family Counseling Shenanigans
Oliver: Dad! There’s a monster under my bed!
Quin: Oli, don’t be silly. Why would anyone be under your bed? But if it make you feel better I… Corey get out from there.
Corey: But I need to protect him from danger!
Oliver: He won’t go away!
Corey: By the way, I may or may not be stuck under the bed.
(The closet shakes)
Quin (opening the closest): SORMENA!
Sormena: As the literal godfather it’s my right to protect the child at all costs!
Quin: Okay…… who else is in here?
Milun (poping out of the box next to the bed): Uh.. Hi?
Quin (to Misty): HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE?
Misty (on the ceiling lamp): Corey threw me.
Quin: You two aren’t even hiding?
Ian, a lampshade over his head: I don’t know about him, but I’m a lamp.
Damien, laying down fabulously: Why should I hide a body this fabulous?

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Aria: Dad, why does mom wear makeup?
Quin: She wants to look pretty.
Aria: But she's already pretty.
Quin: Yeah, she i-
Aria: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Quin:
Corey, semi threateningly: I will break you.
Misty: You can't break what's already broken.
Corey: Are- are you okay?
Corey: Do you need any help or something?