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Sentimental status: dating too many fictional characters.

It’s lightly off-topic but also slightly relevant but I have long cherished this mental image of Professor Snape saying something snappish to Harry in just the wrong tone of voice and Harry absentmindedly, wearily, and completely accidentally responding with, “Yes, Aunt Petunia.”

which would have all kinds of additional ramifications when you remember snape is the only one who knew petunia personally

He asks Harry to stay after class and straight up asks him “Am I truly that unpleasant?”

WTF JUST LET ME DIE SHAGGY

This is the opposite of the perish meme

some of you haven’t stayed up late to read a 100k+ word fic even though you had to be up early the next day and it shows

I’m laughing forever thanks Kakashi

Where’s that gif of Deadpool walking up to Spider-Man at comic con while he’s posing for pictures and just linking their fingers together?

this is pure gold

the first gif is you getting your otp together. the second is you shipping yourself with a character. 

anyways good night i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep

5sos has really made this year their bitch and i couldn’t be more proud

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office