Monica's Stubid Blog

John Egbert - Middle Level Science Ed. Major with a compsci minor that he’s really shitty at AND he’s there on a track scholarship that actively inhibits his social and romantic lives

Rose Lalonde - English Literature Major with a concentration in literary, film, and cultural studies and a minor in french

Dave Strider - Graphic Design Major and absolutely nothing else

Jade Harley - Art Education and Asian Studies dual major with a minor in biology

Jane Crocker - Business management Major with a concentration in general management and she HATES everyone in her classes

Roxy Lalonde - Biology Major with a concentration in cellular and molecular biology and a minor in english just for funsies

Dirk Strider - Philosophy Major with a minor in international affairs

Jake English - History Major with a minor in anthropology AND he’s there on some kind of sport scholarship BUT he’s lowkey really shitty at it and realistically shouldn’t even be on the team

Aradia Megido - Anthropology Major with a minor in general history (Jake English double it and give it to the next person)

Tavros Nitram - Social Work Major with a minor in animal assisted interventions AND the world’s #1 marching band tryhard

Sollux Captor - Compsci major and absolutely nothing else

Karkat Vantas - Secondary History Ed. Major BUT in a really fucking annoying blowhard way where he’s always trying to “one up” other subjects (GENUINELY beefs with Rose but it’s really fucking one-sided)

Nepeta Leijon - Park and Resource Management Major with a minor in professional japanese

Kanaya Maryam - Art Major with a concentration in fiber arts and a dual minor in art history and french

Terezi Pyrope - Poli Sci Major with a concentration in law and politics and a minor in criminology

Vriska Serket - Psychology Major BUT one of the really fucking evil ones who gets belligerently drunk every weekend (much to her roommate’s chagrin) and uses therapy speak to justify being a terrible person. Minor in social work

Equius Zahhak - Exercise Science Major with a concentration in pre-athletic training and a minor in animal assisted intervention AND he’s there on a wrestling scholarship

Gamzee Makara - Exploratory Major with no intent of declaring any field of study any time soon

Eridan Ampora - English Creative Writing Major with a dual minor in poli sci and theatre BUT all of his writing is really shitty and actively gets clipped and shared around the dept. for shits and gigs