the boy anachronism

Waltuh, pass me a cup of lifenoodles.

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

i wasn’t gonna get involved with the whole “trans man gets a tattoo of a uterus on his back” discourse because i think it’s the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard but nearly every post i’ve seen about it has either been “trans men are too obsessed with their agab” on one side or “trans men are allowed to feel connected to their agab” on the other side and i’m just wondering if we all missed the part of the tattoo where it’s very clearly a depiction of being imprisoned by that particular body part, and given the state of both trans rights and reproductive rights right now can anyone maybe possibly figure out why a trans man might feel like that and want to express that?

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad