shut ur fookin mouth pal!

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

hi im here to ruin everything 

tbh shove y&b up my ass until it breaks my organs. i wanna inhale that fic like how i inhale my grandma’s homemade cookies. that shit birthed me into who i am today and i wouldn’t wanna have it any other way. fuck all of yall this is the best fic ever written and i will support it until the day i die bitch cleopatrick and aloysius are my motherfucking children and i wanna help support them and allow them to grow into strong beautiful people. they deserve nothing but the best, just like velvetoscar/mizzwilde. love that bithc with all my heart and ass. my favorite most iconic person. all u other fakes have fun the moon knows ur lying to urself ahaha

This isn’t even up for debate tho Greece LITTERALY has a patron god of homosexuality

and let’s not forget Priapus (he’s not gay i just really wanted to mention him)