you ever experience the intellectual equivalent of wanting to kiss an academic square on the mouth?
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you ever experience the intellectual equivalent of wanting to kiss an academic square on the mouth?

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Love that the first chapter of my thesis so far is just me bullying twentieth century historians
I’ve been reading a lot of Polybius lately
Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979).
the uncanny valley between “this academic article doesn’t make sense because i’m an idiot” and “this academic article doesn’t make sense because the author is an idiot”

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so i got no idea how this "ask" stuff works but its 6am and i havent slept in two days so i dont care but your posts about hannibal and the punic wars give me life,, the punic wars have become my horrible, wonderful obsession to the point im now going into university for a history degree,,,, i am a dead mans whore what can i say. ANyway enjoy your day i'll probably regret sending this message in a few minutes but i dont have the energy to care rn lmao
I have no idea how long ago you sent this, because Tumblr :) doesn’t :) give me :) message notifications :)))) but I’m very glad my Hannibal content has provided amusement for someone other than myself! Good luck in your degree - history is a fascinating, worthwhile, and often batshit pursuit. Would recommend.
Hi, not sure if you remember me but we used to illustrate sacred cuneiform next to each other on clay tablets 6,000 years ago?
Out of Context Ancient Greek
Introducing some bits of my favourite ancient Greek fragments I’ve translated this last semester:
- I haven’t come to argue, I’ve come to kill you.
- For a father, a child is either a fear or a pain for all time.
- We are all owed to death.
- If he was of a god, he wouldn’t be shamefully desiring profit.
- All men say that wealth is a most cowardly thing.
- It is clear to everyone that you are unable to speak about Homer with skill and knowledge.
Brain: Hey
Me: ?
Brain: Sallust...
Brain: Crispy
Me:
Me: Yeah
Brain: Yeah
When I find myself in times of trouble, Theognis comes to me - speaking words of wisdom:
I am a beautiful and prize-winning horse

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let’s go girls! *is snatched and carried off by harpies*
Me: Of course I can read Ancient Greek.
Me: *is given a quote in all uppercase*
Me:
greek gods as cher tweets
zeus: Ppl also say ive fkd every man on the planet!God i must b Exhausted
hera: SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!
aphrodite: ipad freezing up! Maybe it’s overwhelmed,because it Just realized A Fabulous DIVA Was touching it ! Can’t really Blame it, “SNAP OUT OF IT”
athena: OK,FOUND MY ARMOR PLATED BIG GIRL G-STRING⚔ IM READY💥LET THE💩COME DOWN‼️IVE BEEN THROUGH WORSE THAN THIS💪🏻BATTLED LIES &ENQUIRER ALL MY LIFE
artemis: I Just Shot Sunset. I WONDER IF IT COULD B DONE..BIG GAME HUNTERS WOULD SHOOT,KILL & STUFF THE SUNSET,4 THEIR WALLS ?
apollo: GAY UNIVERSE WILL HAVE "Exquisite"lighting
ares: Been working hard !! I NOW KNOW EVERY BUTT LIFT KNOWN TO MAN, & A FEW ALIENS !
hermes: If ANYONE NEEDS 280 Characters & New Emoji …ITS
MOI 💃🏻
hephaestus: Can anyone c me
hades: GOD DO I LOVE WOMEN WITH ATTITUDE! FUCK YES!
dionysus: BREAKING NEWS💥 IM BEING BURIED IN MY FISHNETS‼️ 😂
going absolutely hog wild over this twitter thread
WAS SOMEONE GOING TO TELL ME THE AENEID IS ACROSTIC OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT ON A TUMBLR POST Oh MY GOD I AM FREAKING OH MY GOD
the thread was mostly about this article which discusses some of the other acrostics in the aeneid too :)
You, looking at a sentence where the subject expresses ἔρως for Zeus: the subject loves Zeus platonically, and desires his favour.
Me, an intellectual: the subject wants to FUCK.

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if carthage means new city…… new carthage is…… new new city? new² city? new city 2: spanish boogaloo?
#also he didn’t even name it new carthage he just straight up called it qart hadasht #YOU KNOW. THE SAME THING THE FIRST ONE WAS CALLED #hasdrubal the fair was just Like That (via @tieflng)
carthaginians really only have three whole names huh
AU where the odyssey takes place entirely in ikea