Something~

modern naruto au where instead of defecting sasuke just studies abroad

*5 minutes into watching anything* yeah i don’t have the attention span for this chief

in this gay and age,

In the queer and now…

like i’m ever going to let some absolute godless pervert see the bottom half of my face ever again. in a TARGET, no less

you want to see my chin so bad, huh? my mouth? nose? want me to rawdog the air? freak

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

keep popularising the body neutrality movement gang i wanna see how the makeup and weight loss industries try to capitalise on 'i literally do not give two shits about how i look'

They say “bros before hoes” but neglect to mention that the bros are the hoes

me and the boytoys

Yeah I’ll reblog that

I hate when someone says something on here and then someone replies “hi! [profession] here!” Like immediately no

I only trust unemployed people

TO MY EX

unfortunatyely im displaying behaviours. and acting in ways