The Best of Gordon Ramsay
Sentence Starters
! ( Contains Excessive Vulgarity ) !
❝ Fuck off will ya, please? Yeah? ❞
❝ You’re a first-class cunt. ❞
❝ ‘Fine dining’? A fine fuckin’ mess! ❞
❝ Fuck right off. Fuck off. ❞
❝ Excuse me? Madam/Sir? Fuck me? How about fuck you. ❞
❝ A black jacket? You need a straight jacket. ❞
❝ I can’t believe just how inconsistent you are. ❞
❝ You go explain to the customer why you’re so shit, will ya? ❞
❝ ___, that’s enough. Fuck off and go put some more makeup on. ❞
❝ Don’t whistle at me I’m not a fucking dog, you look more like a dog than I do. ❞
❝ Today is about consistency. ___, are you consistently shit? ❞
❝ I don’t know how to wake you up anymore. You’re like a zombie! ❞
❝ You make him look fucking good. ❞
❝ Take one look at yourself in the mirror, because it’s a fucking disgrace. ❞
❝ You’re cooking a burnt pan you fucking dick! ❞
❝ You’re going to blow fire in your face you fucking donkey! ❞
❝ Leave it. Leave it! LEAVE IT! ❞
❝ You know what I want? I want you out. ❞
❝ You’re so shit you don’t realise what you do. ❞
❝ You’ve just confirmed, in my mind, that you’re not trustworthy. So fuck you. ❞
❝ You seriously surprised me. You surprised me at how shit you are. ❞
❝ I suggest you go buy a restaurant and put one table in there. Any more than that and you’d be fucked. ❞
❝ Don’t you dare. Don’t you fucking dare. ❞
❝ Listen here you fat-mouthed stupid little bitch. ❞
❝ You’re pissing around with something that isn’t working. ❞
❝ WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?! ❞
❝ Crap on top of crap on top of crap on top of crap. ❞
❝ I’m about to snap with you. ❞
❝ What are we waiting on? I’m waiting on some fucking talent! ❞
❝ If I were you, I’d dig deep, touch your balls, and wake up. ❞
❝ If you don’t get out, I’ll fucking drag you out. ❞
❝ What the fuck is going on?! ❞