The pain train

I think azune should fuck off from dol makjar and just join king gus and his cohort of gay knights. that'd probably fix him

I love how the Schemers have constructed this careful and intricate machine of espionage that runs upon absolute subtlety and the Soldiers immediately drive a clown car into it ❤️

[id: a billboard with "she'll kill you" written in large block letters.]

#she would also spit on a man's dead body at his funeral (from @justalittlebluetiefling)

somewhere out there is a universe where occtis tachonis and demodus blix exist as roommates in a buddy comedy about wizard college shenanigans

does "threatening a fairy when you were like 11 and then running away crying for your dad the second she got mildly threatening back" count as a fourth?

SCREAMING I love Ingrid Einfasen so much. Woman propelled into life of adventure by the impetus of I Am NOT Fucking Ethrand Tachonis

"not for the first time, occtis tachonis lets a woman with a crush on him walk out the door" oh BEAUTIFUL

so anyway 100% of the seekers table are experiencing being a disappointment to their parents