Agenbite of Inwit

The LA Gangs will pay for this...

the LA gangs will be paid for this

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

Yeah the last known copy was destroyed in a fire in 1933, it’s on dailymotion tho

my dream is to be at the top of the empire shtate building shooting a thing of snot into a shot glass

20,000 flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky