"Dick was a terror of a child" "Dick was Bruce's least favorite child to raise" my love there are much easier ways to say that you do not like loud children than projecting it onto Bruce Wayne, who loved raising Dick Grayson's rambunctious ass so much that he gave 3 children a lifelong inferiority complex about it
Bat-mite or some other weirdo: I can change him back to Robin and keep him that way forever
Bruce (infinitesimal hesitation): No.
Batfamily, Justice League, everyone (scoffing): of course 'no' what a dumb thing to ask
Dick, who knows Bruce better than anyone alive:













