a boy on the blue moon dreams of sun

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

understand if i say that popular ship is platonic in my eyes i am not a hater. i am bestowing it the highest honor my aromantic ass can. i want them to be best friends in a gay way.

same for ocs and self inserts. sucks that my scrunkly is from a dating simulator, but in my head we are the bestest of friends until the end of time

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

i wish someone would pet and love me unconditionally like a dog (remembers people follow me and see my posts) ive actually never cared about or wanted anything

it’s okay to be horny as long as u feel really bad and gross and weird about it