norah

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

If these people had any self-respect they'd become neo-cons and stop pretending to hide behind their faux progressivism when they all sound like a bunch of racists.

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

my self esteem has a degradation kink

now that you mention it, it’s dawned on me suddenly and for no obvious reason that i can’t go on living as i am

Schools of philosophy need cooler names. It shouldn't be called structuralism it should be called some shit like the path of the ancient bronze spider.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

ai will literally straight up say "I can make mistakes :)" and be accepted by millions of companies worldwide. meanwhile you'll either get fired or get your resume thrown into a trash can if you, as a human being, make one slight mistake or are not always performing perfectly

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

He doesn't like to do it where people can see though. If you bring it up he gets all embarrassed.