norah

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

you’re telling me it’s sunday night?

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

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I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

- that one guy who wrote a whole book in one sentence, probably

ppl saying which pony they are or that theyre reminded of ppl they know by these makes me very smile

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

i find it so absolutely bizarre when a fandom has a widespread headcanon for the sexuality of a character and then people act like interpreting their sexuality differently is some sort of moral crime. that wasn’t even in the text what do you mean

my I ❤️ WOMAN SUFFERING (IN A FETISH WAY, NOT A MISOGYNIST WAY) shirt is raising questions obviously answered by the shirt

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of