tumblr not using profile pictures or legal names or linked to your job allows you to say things here you could not waterboard out of me in public
I'm using this to say Captain Barnacles is hot
This guy???
He is very calm and commanding in an emergency! And he prioritises the safety of all the animals! he sounds like a 1940s RAF pilot!
Would I admit this aloud under any circumstances? No
Would I choose Captain Barnacles over the train tiger from Zootropolis?
Yes, yes I would
Sorry, did you want to circle back to the … “train tiger from zootropolis”?
Did we not all decide this was the hottest animal in Zootropolis?
I think I missed that sacrament…



















