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This image of Messi celebrating while the others are fighting behind him is truly the symbol of this world cup

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JUDE BELLINGHAM and ERLING HAALAND during the ENGLAND vs NORWAY WORLD CUP 2026 QUARTER-FINAL

HUDSON WILLIAMS and CONNOR STORRIE photographed by Ryan Pfluger for The New York Times

July 2026, seven months later: Nominated for his first Emmy for his SNL appearance which included a skit of his own character he created.

#the duality of man

those funny erling haaland memes but with ilya rozanov because this type of humor is very ilya coded to me

Belmont Cameli and Ella Bright as Garrett Graham and Hannah Wells in OFF CAMPUS Season 1 (2026—)

what’s the rush?

They’re warming up on the ice when Shane zeroes in on Ilya’s thoughts. They’re in Russian but he can pretty much understand everything: ‘God, my husband is so hot doing his little stretch. Everything he does is so fucking hot. I’m so fucking lucky. I need to focus, but I really want to kiss him. Would he get mad if I kissed him right now? Maybe just on the cheek? Or-oh shit, he’s looking at me! Why am I so nervous? Oh, he’s coming over here! Maybe to talk about the game? AH! He kissed me on the cheek! The way he’s looking at me, my heart is about to beat out of my chest. Yes, my love, I will calm down…wait, how does he know I’m flustered? Oh, Shane says my smile is goofy. For a second, I thought he could read my thoughts. That would be crazy…unless…Shane if you can hear my thoughts, kiss me on the lips. AH! HE KISSED ME ON THE LIPS! SHANE, MY LOVE YOU CAN HEAR ME, YES? I LOVE YOU! DO YOU HEAR ME, I LOVE YOU! COME BACK HERE! DON’T SKATE AWAY FROM ME!’