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greseadraws

dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

nitewrighter

Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.

leonsleatherjacket

to all the mosquitos in my room:

just feast on my ass i dont care anymore

thatsthewrongwallcraig

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

xx-thedarklord-xx

It's only getting worse

shikiyomizu

one attachment ─────────── l. kennedy

summary . . . your work bestie is a 49 year old man who tries to stay “hip and cool” with “the youngsters”, and that’s just you dealing with his memes. part two, part three.

notes. literally just what the summary says 🫡 i did a banner because i was not gonna use a gif set for this but it looked clustered so i changed it. i’ll figure it out as i go what i do with smaus/texts n stuff 🤨

tags ──────── platonic, crack fic tbh, texts. leon is your annoying peepaw in this 😼

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hppjmxrgosg

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

bluegrey02

Does that mean, a man going out to get milk implies him coming out of the closet to be with his gay lover. To get milk?

#“milk”

no-sharks-on-the-sun

they killed him for this

forfawkssake

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

jonmoxleys

sometimes it just ends up being something like

onlyhereforthedrama

ITS BACK

dhulfaqar

Friends come and go. Relationships end. That edgy character you latched onto at age 12 is forever

Yo guys is that dogeceo guy on Tumblr actually elon?? Tf fuck is he following me for??

#elon #elon musk #Tumblr

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shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

avhira

I could use some luck

bluegrey02

I need help to finish my submissions, midterms and finals pleaseeee

incorrect-residentevilquotes

Ethan: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

incorrect-residentevilquotes

Wesker, trying to convince Chris to give up: Maybe you haven’t seen the world, Chris, but I have. And trust me, it’s garbage. People lie. And they hurt each other. And they wear these things on their feet called Crocs

kjscottwrites

consolecadet

These remind me of this drawing by Franz Kafka from the 1900s. We've been feeling this way for a long time.

smol-civet

prev, i'm sure you mean my guy Leonid Pasternak

bloodtroth

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

djinnhatescold

Gamechanger

downtroddendeity

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

huntersoftheapocalypsis

rt, to make my life easier

thatrandomsarahchick

Holy shit. Rt to save time

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habken

watching everybody have fun and make silly miis with tomodachi life… must be so nice. Must be great. I’m so happy for you.

innerchildabortionclinic

Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can't protect him forever

r-si

this bitch is literally crazy… she used to be a fitness influencer and scammed hundreds of women with alleged personalized fitness and diet coaching and she got sued by the state of texas and i believe settled for like 250,000 dollars. she then pivoted hard to conservative evangelical christian influencing. her husband is actually her second husband and he was fired from the kansas city police department for excessive use of force and when their family dog got hit by a car he whipped out his gun and shot it instead of taking it to a vet. they also forcibly exploited an unhoused man and sent him to a christian rehab… AND she holds religious retreats for roughly 700 dollars where her husband shows up despite the fact the events are described as being “women only spaces” and they baptize people in a horse trough…

postillfastill

strawberrycinema

Also for anyone that didn’t grow up in a fundamentalist Christian space, “husband is under spiritual attack” is usually code for having an affair/watching porn/is gay

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